If I was a profession I'd be: An Actress/Artist
If I was a country I'd be: Canada! ME HOMELAND!
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: A fresh, secret lake
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: Chocolate
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: King Tut's Tomb
If I was a store I'd be: Walmart
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Blue Suede Shoes
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Biting Nails
If I was a swear word I'd be: I don't believe in swearing
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Hoof Prints
If I was a disease I'd be: SWINE FLU! XD (My nickname's Swiney...don't ask)
If I was a board game I'd be: Mall Madness
If I was a feeling I'd be: Healing
If I was a president I'd be: JACK LAYTON...wait...he's an NDP
If I was a war I'd be: None. War sucks.
If I was a city I'd be: Tulsa
If I was a celebrity I'd be: GOD!
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: Colgate
If I was a business I'd be: Er....
If I was a currency I'd be: CANADIAN!
If I were a month, I'd be: March
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 6:00 PM
If I were a planet, I'd be: DUH...Earth!
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A mermaid, does that count?
If I were a direction, I'd be: Hell, wherever the colors of the wind take me!
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A stereo
If I were a sin, I'd be: Despair
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Water, it gives life
If I were a tree, I'd be: A weeping willow
If I were a bird, I'd be: A Eagle
If I were a tool, I'd be: A hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: A Rose
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Gentle Rain, not the storm rain, just the fine rain
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Saxa-ma-phone! XD
If I were an animal, I'd be: A dolphin
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Broccoli
If I were a sound, I'd be: Music
If I were an element, I'd be: Water
If I were a car, I'd be: A Volkswagen Bug 1303 Cabriolet
If I were a song, I'd be: If Everyone Cared by Nickelback or Johnny Falls by Hedley
If I were a book, I'd be: The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
If I were a food, I'd be: Chocolate
If I were a material, I'd be: Fur
If I were a taste, I'd be: Sweet
If I were a word, I'd be: ...a word?
If I were a body part, I'd be: Eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: A smile
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Circle
If I were a number, I'd be: 1466
If I were a band, I'd be: Nickelback
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A Unicorn!